So I don’t know if any of you have seen this YouTube video called “My New Haircut.” It exploded across the internet to soon become a college sensation. College girls everywhere revel in the fact that at some point they have indeed been hit on by a metro looking, Heineken loving, protein shake drinking toolbag. You can’t go to a bar and order a Jager Bomb without the person next to you hollering, “Jager Bombs, Jager Bombs, Skanks, Skanks…” and every time I go anywhere with a front desk, I am tempted to just walk on past and say “Not now, I’m in the F**king zone!”
If you haven’t had this pleasure, let me enlighten you:
Okay, so maybe anyone who isn’t drunk, in college or a big clubber thinks they just lost a solid two minutes and 48 seconds of their life, but let me introduce you to yet another internet sensation: Jewification. I don’t know how we do it, but man, we can take anything and make it Jewish. Including a washed up fratastic in rocker shades. Please allow me to demonstrate:
I’m sure that you can all die happy now. No need to thank me. )
-Giselle
May 15: Y-Love - 'Focus on the Flair' August: Max Jared - 'Thoughtless Sounds' Tba: Tj Di Hitmaker - 'mixtape' Tba: Brody - 'I'm on Fire' Tba: Dov Rosenblatt - 'When You Lie Down and When You Rise' Tba: Diwon - 'Try Stopping' Tba: Kyle Rapps & Diwon - 'Syndication'
April 21: DIWON LIVE IN BMORE @ TOWSON U (INFO)April 26: DIWON LIVE IN BMORE @ GET DOWN (INFO)April: SHEMSPEED ARTISTS PERFORM VOICES FOR DARFUR @ TBA (INFO) JULY 28: MATISYAHU @ Floyd Fest 2012 (INFO) AUG 18: SHEMSPEED LIVE IN AUSTIN (INFO) MAY 12: DIWON FT. DESCRIBE @ DC JEWISH MUSIC FEST (INFO) MAY 31: Sephardic Music Festival Teaser: Sarah Aroeste: CD Release Party @ Joe’s Pub (INFO)